June 10th, 2009
Ninjas Hate Scales The Final Part
And that’s that. The end. Finito. Revel in the lack of background characters in the final panel.
New voting incentive Friday this week. Didn’t have enough time to even finish this comic.
Congratulations to the graduating class of 2009, which happens to include my little sister.
June 10th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
So, wait…how did this happen? Fat ninjas are now…I, but, uh…nevermind.
Also, I know she’s heard this, but congrats sis!
On a completely unrelated note, how do ninjas feel about Portals? You know, Portal(s). What’s that? How do I feel about them? I think they’re great! I need to go throw up now. But Portal(s) are still great.
June 10th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Congrats to your sister. Frustrated Skinny Ninja is frustrated. I.Love.It…..
Seriously, the thought of taking someone and making them go through so much and to then have everything they did thrown back in their face is sheer genius.
June 11th, 2009 at 10:47 am
@gamefry: Do not argue with Ninja Steve Jobs. Ninja Steve Jobs has graphs. Also, Ninjas love portals. Portals give Ninjas new and exciting ways to do awesome things where no one can see them. Ninjas are not prone to motion sickness (mostly).
@Archer: Alternate ending:
Panel 4: Someone off frame shouts “WHAT?!”
Panel 5: Now-skinny Ninja has his hands over his mouth in embarrassment as the other ninjas glare at him.
June 11th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
@Justin:
Almost everything you just said made me lol very loudly.
1)Ninja Steve Jobs
2)Your panel description. That is the same reaction I had when I read Fellowship of the Ring after a math test in 9th grade and Gandalf sacrificed himself on the Bridge of Khazad Dum. Everyone else was still taking the test. I went to see the movie that night, it was opening night, and shed a tear in the theater right before it happened because I knew what was coming….
June 12th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
WWNC? World Wide Ninja Convention? Where does this take place? I must attend.
I was a little worried there. My guest strip (yes I havent forgotten about it) relies on the fact that your ninja is not the atypical skinny bag-o-bones most ninjas are portrayed as. You ninja craters the earth when he lands and sends out shockwaves ala Matrix!
June 12th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
@r3v3rend: Don’t worry, the ninja is going to go on a binge between this comic and the next. Silly Ninja, you can’t eat away your sorrows!
June 12th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
mwhahahaha! Loved it, sir – beautiful stuff.
- Crow
PS: Ninja Steve Jobs + turtle neck = perfection
June 12th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I put Archers latest sniping point up on my site as well, with proper pimpage to yours.
June 13th, 2009 at 12:50 am
@Crow: I did not even see the turtle neck. Oh how powerful the eye of the crow can be
June 13th, 2009 at 6:22 am
I also noticed the ninja-turtle-neck (heh, ninja-turtle…that wasn’t even on purpose) after you mentioned Ninja Steve Jobs. Awesome. Also, the parking lot at the WWNC is empty, I’m not sure exactly what that signifies other than the obvious: ninjas don’t drive cars. What *would* a ninja take to get to a convention, I wonder?
June 13th, 2009 at 10:54 am
They would ride upon the back of lesser mortals, sir. Samurai, for example. . .
June 13th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
@gamefry: Wait, Steve Jobs isn’t sick, he is busy fighting the Shredder. Now that makes more sense
@Crow: I would even list pirates below Samurai. At least Samurai have honor…lousy Pirates and their made up “code”, bah!
June 16th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
I think this is the longest comment string for any strip to date. That proves it’s a good one.
@myself: I think ninjas might also ride dinosaurs to conventions. That would be fun…