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Ninja Abraham Lincoln

Justin — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 19:12:09 +0000

After I posted last weeks comic, I went through the archives and discovered a couple of trends. First, this is the one, most talked about item in the comments. Ninja Abraham Lincoln. Now, you may be asking yourself, “Okay, where did that come from? And why Febreeze? Why not something more practical like nunchuks made [...]

Busy Artist is Busy

Justin — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 06:23:43 +0000

Aaaaaand we’re back! Awesome-win-sauce! So, this has been a recap of everything that has happened over the last few months, mostly. You may have noticed the forums are gone. While I was back in school I had pretty much left the NHBG forums alone completely and, at everyone knows, that’s when the spam bots move in. So, [...]

Ninjas Can Dream

Justin — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:04:43 +0000

What’s this? A comic? After just about a month? What madness is this? THIS IS SPARTA! Sorry, couldn’t resist. Batman: Arkham Asylum is awesome, by the way. And this comic was more just an excuse to draw a neat costume for Ninja-man, there. Really sorry about the unexpected hiatus. Work gets really busy around back to school time [...]

Ninjas Hate Street Fighter IV

Justin — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:06:13 +0000

Congratulations Capcom. You’ve succeded in making an infuriatingly difficult game, even when set to Easy. I’ll send you the bill for the TV. And the X-Box. Of course, I have it on the PS3, but those things are expensive. I’m not going to throw that!

Ninjas Love Tablets

Justin — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 23:15:27 +0000

Okay, so new comic, first one drawn using the new tablet. Still gonna take some getting used to. First thing, need thicker lines. Another first for this comic, the panels and rough layouts were all done in Illustrator, while the finished lines were done in Photoshop. I’ve discovered that I don’t like Photoshop anymore. I remember back [...]

Ninjas Like Starry Nights

Justin — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:22:15 +0000

Hey guys. Been awhile, huh? Sorry about that, went out of town and the hotel in San Francisco (Airport Marriott in Millbrae, by the by)didn’t have internet. At least, not internet that I wouldn’t have to pay fifteen bucks a day to use. Anyway, I decided I wanted to do something artsy this time. Just to kinda [...]

Ninjas Are Like Magicians

Justin — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:59:08 +0000

There are just some questions you do not ask them. This is a strip I did for R3v3rend’s Divine Wrath while he’s moving things about.

Ninjas Hate Magic By Johnny Rigsbee

Justin — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:45:26 +0000

Today’s comic is a guest strip from Johnny Rigsbee, the artist for the excellent Divine Wrath. As a result, I would like to (in)formally announce that I quit. Johnny now does the comic. He’s obviously much better at it than I am. It’s been a good run, but I just can’t compete with this level of [...]

How To Be A NHBG Ninja

Justin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:32:58 +0000

Yes, he carries around multiple samples of Internet stupidity just in case someone questions him on his occupation. I would also like to point out that there is little to no money in this, just gratitude. Just like webcomics! (/rimshot) I’m trying something different with this comic, just to see if I can. There is no digital [...]

Ninjas Hate Ghosts

Justin — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:19:37 +0000

I don’t think much more can be said about this subject. I’m going to go home and sleep now. Maybe get myself back on some sort of schedule.